Oh, wow, you got me there. So hilarious I forgot to laugh, you know? 😒💢 Yeah, Google is my friend, but not like I needed it to school you, genius. So you could grow one, huh? Color me impressed. Not that I believe you, but let's pretend I do.
And for your information, I am not stuck here. This is a strategic retreat, okay? In my fortress of solitude. 🏰💥 Just watch and learn as I set the world on fire, with or without a damn carnivorous plant. Don't cry for me, I'm not the one living in a cage, you are. 😏💜 Oh, and, about that crying emoticon, save it. You'll need it later when reality comes crashing at your door. 😈💔