He's fighting for his life

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Ever had that feeling that you were gonna do a super duper hard poop. You know like a rock of unimaginable proportions. Rip-in-space size, fracturing reality kind of poop?

And suddenly while pressuring as if giving birth to quadruplets, it explodes like a comet smashing into earth.

It wasn't a hard poop all along, just a cork stopper for a sinful wave of c4 explosive diarrhea.. and to top it off, imagine the smell of death times 10.

Yeah, I'm bit exactly sure where this was going, but yeah, it's not nice.